Where has the love gone?

A long time ago there lived a poor stable boy named Charles. He was very handsome, but small and weak. He dreamed of being the King.
But alas the King was strong and Charles was NO match for his size or brawn.

So Charles hatched a plan (heehee~"hatched"~see he's a chicken-ok sorry)to overthrow the King and take the throne for himself! He preyed upon the weakness of She Who Brings Forth Grain. (Charles' evil plan in action)
It worked, for the King was cast from his seat and Charles was now in Charge. (heehee~see there used to be this show, Scott Baio-no? Ok sorry)

He ruled his kingdom with a firm hand, uh wing.

He never let his size deter him from making royal decrees or having his way with the ladies-(chicka chicka mow~wow)


Alas it has been told that "Absolute Power Corupts Absolutely" and Charles' reign is no exception. Charles has resorted to fear tactics and bold attacks against anyone who DARES venture into his territory.

Even She Who Brings Forth Grain is not safe from his aggression, physically or emotionally as she runs across the yard screaming "Charles you little B$%&#@, get the hell away from me!" in the most dignified manner.

So what will become of Charles? Will he be allowed to continue this behavior? Will he get shipped off to ports unknown? The future seemes uncertain for our unlikely hero. Tune in next time for "Recipes for Little Chickens with Attitudes" or "Where the heck are the band-aids?"


Smiles from the Farm,
Lisa