I mean what could go wrong? Oh, you're going to use it to RACE with. Perfect. Good idea. Why didn't I think of that? That's brilliant.
But don't we already have one of those? I mean it may be missing the windshield, and the handle bars, but it's still good right?
Now remind me again how it came to be sans windshield and handlebars. Jeesh, now what was it that happened? Something about going really fast on a frozen pond and losing control and three hours in the ER and numerous stitches, fractured eye sockets, fear of brain damage (verdict's still out on that one) and swelling. No, doesn't ring a bell? Hmmmm....well maybe this will jog your memory...
Dear Lord, thank you for not making me a boy. They are dumb. Amen.
Smiles from the (well insured) farm,