Quick, get me a can of gloss white spray paint, HURRY!
Here you go MacJunker!
Perfect, now print out some text on the computer, large, that says Coffee .25! I DON'T CARE IF THERE'S NO BLACK INK IN THE PRINTER! USE YOUR BLOOD! Or just change the color on the font page to blue or something.
Yeah, whatever MacJunker.
TRACE THE WORDS USING A BALL POINT PEN SO THAT THE OUTLINE SHOWS UP ON THE WOOD AND THEN USE A FINE PAINT BRUSH AND FILL IN THE OUTLINE!
Wow, you need therapy MacJunker.
Now I need a spoon, a couple of screws and a transparent rose decal! Come ON! We're almost out of time!
Umm, out of time for what MacJunker?
Forget it! I'll do it myself! Jeesh.
Hey did you watch the season finale of Mad Men, MacJunker?
What! Can't you see I'm in the middle...oh yeah! I did, can you believe Betty left Don for that old guy? I mean...hey, now quit that. I have to finish this, almost done...just--this--last--screw. There, done!