Saturday, September 26, 2009

Why Dottie will never be America's Next Top Model...

So Margaret at Nanny Goats in Panties got her gift, so now I can show you...


Remember she sent me a pen? Read about it here.

So I told Dottie what I wanted was for her to stand next to the bag, cock her head toward it and put some sparkle in her eyes.

Me: Ok, Dottie stand right here...
Dottie: No.

Me: Ok, that's good, now look up at the camera...

Dottie: No.


Me: Smile with your eyes Dottie! Smile with your eyes!

Dottie: No.

Me: Work it Dottie! Work it!

Dottie: No.

Me: Don't eat the bag, love the bag Dottie, BE the bag Dottie!

Dottie: No.

Me: Where are you going?

Dottie: I quit. I just can't work under these conditions.

Me: Fine, where's Stella?

Dottie: Oh, please.

Smiles from the farm,
Lisa

11 comments:

  1. You are so very clever and talented. Love, love, love that bag and this post was so darn CUTE!! What a fun person you are! Thanks for the giggles ... gonna go read it again.

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  2. Great post to start my day. i just love Dottie's assertiveness!!! LOL

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  3. You got a couple good ones there Lisa, Dottie did alright and looked like she was trying just a bit to give you what you wanted. All in all, she and you are a winner!!! Thanks for the laugh, Char

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  4. Cooperation isn't all it's cracked up to be. I should know.

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  5. Those kids of your never seem to do what they are told. I love the bag....a bag like that could let someone know that you are a goat person....It is just darling. Lisa, I love your sense of humor, and I love reading your blog. You go girl! Hugs, Kathleen

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  6. Clever you and love Dottie; I used to have goats; they have the Most Winsome Personalities Ever!

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  7. Bahahahaha! I will say, though, I think Dottie is about 100 times smarter than ANYONE I've ever seen on ANTM.

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  8. Very pretty bag!! Just cuteness...photos comments made me laugh, I needed a laugh this morning!

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  9. This was great!!! A good laugh!!! I love the bag! I could love it and work it, be the bag for you!!!!

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  10. Oh my goodness, this post cracked me up!!! Poor Dottie, I don't know how she puts up with such oppressive working conditions - haha!!

    I SO love the bag! I'm showing it off everywhere possible! Thanks again!!!

    - Margaret

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