Wednesday, September 23, 2009
The Big Bang Theory
Upon the fall of Man, God said to Eve:
I will greatly increase your pangs in childbearing;
in pain you shall bring forth children, yet your desire shall be for your husband,and he shall rule over you.
I'm not sure how that's working for you but in deference to God, I'll let him have at least half of that. However, there is one thing that is not mentioned that has been a burden to me all of my life.
It is...bangs. When Eve was cast from Eden was it not decreed that as a female she shall now know the uncertainty of bangs? Should she wear them long, should she cut them short, in the early 90's should she mousse them to stand up higher than a 12 foot satelite receiver? If at almost 40 years old she finally figures out the whole bang thing, will it be that she has to prove to her 15-year old that the flat iron just dropped in the toilet still works and proving thus melts the bangs she has grown out for two years, hence facilitating a hasty decision to all of a sudden HAVE bangs? Albeit straggling, standy up and look so stupid, frizzy ones?
Somebody pray for me.
Smiles from the farm,
Oh and in case I have offended anyone, please know that my God has a sense of humor. Or at least I hope he does. If not, I'm in a world of hurt.
Posted by Lisa at 6:47 PM