If you have to repeatedly and somewhat vehemently deny that you are a hoarder, are you indeed a hoarder?
If you have a drawer specifically for rolling pins, do you have too many rolling pins?
Why do I have six rolling pins?
When you realize that you have too many rolling pins but can't get yourself to part with any of them, does that denote a need for intensive therapy?
Would you like to stop by for pie? Awesome, I'll get rolling...
Smiles from the farm,