I recently have done some scientifical stuff and have discoverd that certain objects decompose at a rapid rate in my house. I think this will come in handy when you guys are trying to figure out where to put everyone's garbage and stuff. Please observe this following slideshow.
As you can see over the course of approximately seven days, the "Tuff Stuff" duck virtually disappeared. We have so far unsuccessfully isolated the factor contributing to this phenomena but are confident that it will reveal itself to us
Oh, oh, oh--holy crap I almost forgot. Just in case you thought this only happens to ducks, please be assured that the same results occur with little yellow squeaky men, rubber hamburgers and the early works of Mr. Dean Koontz. So it's for reals.
I know this is really awesome and you'll want to give me some Nobil Prices and stuff, but I'll take cash or an X-Box. Or a UNICORN! Thanx!
Smiles from the farm,