I recently have done some scientifical stuff and have discoverd that certain objects decompose at a rapid rate in my house. I think this will come in handy when you guys are trying to figure out where to put everyone's garbage and stuff. Please observe this following slideshow.
As you can see over the course of approximately seven days, the "Tuff Stuff" duck virtually disappeared. We have so far unsuccessfully isolated the factor contributing to this phenomena but are confident that it will reveal itself to us
Oh, oh, oh--holy crap I almost forgot. Just in case you thought this only happens to ducks, please be assured that the same results occur with little yellow squeaky men, rubber hamburgers and the early works of Mr. Dean Koontz. So it's for reals.
I know this is really awesome and you'll want to give me some Nobil Prices and stuff, but I'll take cash or an X-Box. Or a UNICORN! Thanx!
Smiles from the farm,
Lisa
I am more than sure the rest, or parts of....will magically appear somewhere (lets hope) outside!!! HA! Char
ReplyDeleteI must say that I quite agree with Char. We find some very interesting deposits outside - the result of Cabraration.
ReplyDeleteOh no! I just bought one of these very same Ducks for my 6 month old Lab!
ReplyDeleteAfter he had destroyed a cheaper version I bought at Tractor Supply Co. in ONE day.
I guess the only thing that can survive puppies is a Kong toy.
Couldn't stop laughing! How funny...you need to be put in charge of that government agency.....the ones that are now in charge at present know absolutely nothing!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Carol LMAO so funny! love your witty humour!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh Lisa! I'm thinking he completely ate it, I don't think you're gonna ever find anything 'cept maybe if you step in his poo. WOW. ~Lili
ReplyDeleteWow, he made quick work of that duck!
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