Don't chase that, don't chase that, don't chase that....aaahhhuugggg! Run-run-run-slow down-stop. Little gray cats with standy up tails are FAST. Ok, I'm good.
Don't jump, don't jump, don't jump...Aw crap, I just couldn't help it. I just LOVE.YOU.SO.MUCH. Ooops I peed a little.
Don't eat the cat, don't eat the cat, don't eat the cat. CAT.IS.SO.EATIE. nom-nom-nom. OUCH-high pitched yelp from Angry One Who Has Treats Sometimes and Rubs Belly. Let cat go. See how good I am? Wait, why is she giving me bad look. I let GO! I nice.
Play with toy, play with toy, play with toy, chase ball, chase ball, chase ball, look cute, look cute, look cute.
I just wait right here. They will come and take me for a ride. I'll just wait right here and be nice. If they take me for ride I never chew on cat again. I never jump. I never chase CHICKENS. Oh I love to chase chickens. I think that's what them for, chasing.