If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will...

Am I a monster for wanting a thick, luxurious coat made from the teeny, tiny hides of  BABY CHICKENS!?

YES!

Howibble, howibble, howibble, howibble...

Fine, I'll just wait until you're grown.

Then I will eat your unborn children.  Muhaaaahaaahaaa

Smiles from the (cheep-cheep) farm,

Lisa