So I did what I do...ripped those sucker APART!
Then I added a little DIY chalk paint, which was very arduously applied and then unceremoniously sanded off.
I decided to forego the old springs and just added strapping.
Then I hit a snag. I didn't have quite enough of this fabric, which has been in my stash for years. I looked on eBay and evidently Richloom Fragonard is hot right now, selling for about $40.00 to $65.00 per YARD. Yeah, that's not going to happen. So I had to get a little creative. Suffice it to say, I have not one inch of this fabric left.
After some seam ripping and the ever present swear words. They are done.