Scene: Kitchen of a drafty old farmhouse. Middle-aged man sitting at table acting crabby. Teenage girl enters room, takes plate from cupboard, walks toward pan of lasagna on stove. Middle-aged but very attractive and young spirited woman observes from doorway.
Middle-aged man: You hungry?
Teenage girl: (rolling her eyes) Yeah.
Middle-aged man: Do you want some lasagna?
Teenage girl: (rolling her eyes even more than usual) Yeah.
Middle-aged man: (more crabbily than usual) I made that you know.
Teenage girl: (sighing heavily) Yeah.
Middle-aged man: Well, what did you do to earn it?
Teenage girl: (sighing even heavilier than usual) Oh my God! I don't even know who Ernit is!
Middle-aged man looks confused. Teenage girl looks snarky.
Middle-aged but very attractive and young spirited and also brilliantly smart woman: Snort-snort, laugh-laugh-laugh-laugh. Ernit! What DID you do to Ernit? Bah-hahahahahah.
Smiles from the farm,
Lisa (I was the attractive one-just so if you was wondering)