So, here I am trying to figure out my life and my purpose and I decided that I wanted to be artsy. Not craftsy. Just artsy. So I decided to start a line of jewlery. This line of jewlery will be handsculpted and of the finest quality. I started with these roses.
Oh, how lovely. Yes, I will stick with this line of refinement. I won't slip back into my craftsy ways. Not everything has to be funny.
'Cept pop tarts are funny. BUT cute and sweet too.
Ahhh and whoopie pies!!
No, no, no! Stop it. (giggle-giggle) How about roasted chickens!
OR steaks! BAH! hehehehehehe
SAUSAGE LINKS! DANGILY SAUSAGE LINK EARRINGS!
No wait. That's not classy. Are peas classy? Yes, I'm pretty sure they are.
Oh and toast is classy. Well what do they give at the beginning of classy parties? Yeah, that's right. Toast(s).
Though I'd prefer Doritos.
Ummm. Ok. I give up. I ain't got no class. Do you?
**Note: All of these classic pieces are available on my Etsy page. They're wicked nice...and classy.
Smiles from the farm,
Lisa
LOL! These are so FUN!
ReplyDeleteI love the peas... though I have no idea when I'd wear them. :)
ReplyDeleteI just love the roasted chickens. Too cute!
ReplyDeleteI neeeeeed the chickens and peas. I got class up the wazoo. No where else but there.
ReplyDeleteOh, my. I have been wondering what happened to you. Now I know. Were you hungry when you decided to embark upon this new venture? Of course you know what is missing.
ReplyDeleteOK, these just blew me away...you are a-MAZn'! ~Lili
ReplyDeleteOh Lisa-these are definitely artsy- by Maine standards anyway!! and that's whats important!! Love them!
ReplyDeleteLisa, I my package arrived and I think they are great. Ted thinks I have lost my mind. He said I should wear the roasted chicken in 1 ear and the peas in the other so I will have a complete meal. LOL.
ReplyDeleteThese are certainly upper class girl! too funny. How about sunnyside up eggs and bacon? Just to continue the food theme LOL.
ReplyDeleteWhaaat? No goat earings Lisa??!! Char
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